My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am naked and annoyed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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