He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.