just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.