So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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