She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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