he wants to bone in the snuggie
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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