no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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