I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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