he thought i was a dude.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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