there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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