she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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