Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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