i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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