I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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