the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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