He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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