He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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