Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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