i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
NoShamevember. You game?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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