apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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