I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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