Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize