doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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