Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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