Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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