Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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