C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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