you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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