she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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