I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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