i think i have herpe
just one?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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