Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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