Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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