After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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