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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team

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(847): View more from Illinois

why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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(831): View more from California

I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(949): View more from California

he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.

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(917): View more from New York City

Anderson Cooper just came out.

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Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.

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(813): View more from Florida

So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters

(1-813): View more from Florida

Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents

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