Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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