Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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