i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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