Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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