He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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