super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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