If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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