I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
soo... how was my night?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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