How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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