I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Your penis caused this!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
