Where did you get a picture of my penis
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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