did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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