i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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