chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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