Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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