talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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