Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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