I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I had to cum in my sink.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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