he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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