I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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