my vag is so smooth its legendary
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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