So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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