i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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