just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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