on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Every concussion has its silver lining
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's rum buckets o'clock
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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