i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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